Instructions and tips for an adequate day or life....maybe
Start the day with a good song. Use Spotify, or iTunes, or a CD or a tape or a Record. If all else fails, sing. Check the weather and dress accordingly. Looking outside works as well as your phone app. Make sure to have matching socks with no holes Prepare protein, vegetables and fruit for the day. You are an adult now! Check your emails Now check your social media status for self importance credits Like at least 5 posts by people you know/ have seen/follow or you feel are more than just imaginary friends Comment unnecessarily on forums in order to keep your IQ from climbing too high. Intelligent people are just pretentious! Drink Kombucha and apple cider vinegar to cleanse your digestive system and also your soul. Go for a walk or run today. Movement of any kind is gooood. Your expensive shoes you are wearing today are not worth the money The expensive organic coffee you have today is worth the money! Super expensive whiskey is always worth the money! Learn a new word today...